benny i know that shower feel everything’s gonna be alright

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22nd May 2013✧22:451 note

Jesus H. Christ

Me:

I'd like to make this sangria. *points to white wine sangria recipe* What type of wine is good to use?

LCBO Lady:

Uhh, let me look. *looks on computer for a couple of minutes* Red wine.

Me:

Well, the recipe is for white wine sangria. What type of white wine is suitable?

LCBO Lady:

Yeah...*blank stare* You could use white wine, I guess...

Me:

No, What TYPE-- *walks away in disbelief*
21st May 2013✧14:281 note
18th May 2013✧01:061,504 notes

i cant

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18th May 2013✧01:0144,783 notes
18th May 2013✧00:09101 notes
labarricade: time-sponges: You sit at the restaurant with your young son, he says he is hungry.  You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far to young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don’t understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry.  Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato now, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for the chicken nugger. what the fuck did i just read  this is actually the funniest thing i have ever read
16th May 2013✧14:22118,155 notes

"DiCaprio and Mulligan, meanwhile, don’t seem like star-crossed lovers so much as a delusional man in love with a bauble of a woman. Maybe that’s intentional?"

~   

People Magazine’s review on ‘The Great Gatsby’

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13th May 2013✧15:5541,526 notes
proenza makes me weep
13th May 2013✧02:24126 notes

yasssssssss ma lego

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12th May 2013✧21:184,456 notes

im CRYINGGGGGG

9th May 2013✧13:5931 notes

BAHAHHAHAHHA

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8th May 2013✧13:5455,787 notes
rooney mara and tom hiddleston are twins, right? RIGHT?!
8th May 2013✧00:3420 notes

I love this film

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6th May 2013✧23:45107 notes

My Domain: THEY'RE COMING

melonlordofpigfarts:

As I’m sure most of you are aware, Star Trek into Darkness will be coming out shortly. You know what this means.

Innocent civilians are going to wander into theatres all over the world. They will watch the movie and they will ask themselves

“Who is that strange oddly attractive mother of…

This is beautiful

5th May 2013✧23:4463 notes

Ten’s Ties

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